farquaad

The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad."

Coincidence? I doubt it.

Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.

by captain matt January 27, 2005

farquaad

Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.

Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.

by Spongyblue May 2, 2006

Farquaad

The main antagonist of the 2001 film Shrek whose main goal is to become the king of Duloc.

He is known for having a boner while watching Princess Fiona through the magic mirror.

Lord Farquaad is looking damn hot in his bed. OMG FUCKWAD SEX.

by SUCKMYKAKA September 21, 2011

Farquaad

When you grab someone by the nipples and don't let go until they say "Not my gumdrop buttons.".

My girlfriend was really mad when I farquaaded her.

by anonymous June 27, 2021

Farquaad

A person who has short black hair and is usually short

“Lyha is farquaad a works at dreamworks animations”— Shrek

by Shrekandfionna February 19, 2019

farquaad

An absolute idiot, or someone who is stupid.

You're such a farquaad

by the DustRoom May 2, 2006

Farquaad

Lord Farquaad is the main antagonist in the movie Shrek. Can be used to as an insult to people. Meaning: An asshole; faggot; gay; stupid; non-Shrek believer; little bitch

HAHAHA! Look at those farquaads!
You're a farquaad!

by Shrek123 October 29, 2014