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Looselipsville 

It's a place where a telepathic species of whore is spawned from. This parasite of woman preys on the innocent for money and traps men to do things for them with their mind control powers by walking into their bodies and making them do things they'd never naturally do on their own. The loose, large, gaping holes of their bodies are armed with diseases and biological decay.
Hide your kids, hide your wife! Asslee Dumpstertrash is from Looselipsville!
Looselipsville by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023

Baby looseneck 

A female who is highly skilled at performing oral sex.
You don't need any condoms if you're talking to baby looseneck over there. She was born on those knees
Baby looseneck by frankreynolds December 30, 2013

mooselick 

The act of licking someone, usually their face, with tongue flattenned out in order to cover as much surface as possible in a sweeping motion. The subject, or "victim" ends up feeling - and looking, if your tongue is moist enough - like they just got licked by a large moose.

Best done when everyone has been drinking. Also should be announced beforehand if done as a game.
Hey, Bill just mooselicked Joe when he was too drunk to resist!! Gross!!
mooselick by M Scott July 11, 2006

gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.
I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.

looselucy 

if you know a girl called lucy and she has a worn out priate area
looselucy is so loose you dont even touch the sides
looselucy by boonking July 6, 2011

Looselips 

A person who can't keep a secret. A person with a big mouth or can't stop putting their foot in it. Trouble, gossip.
That sailor had looselips, he told the girls all his secrets and others too. The captain yelled"looselips sinks ships , you will walk the plank looselipped sailor"
Looselips by HEIDI_AUSSIE June 1, 2024