retart science

The inhumane illegal study of someone with God powers conducted by retards with PHDs, usually ending with a cataclysmic discovery of quantum disasters.
Logan and I stole Nina's DNA to perform retart science experiments until we unfortunately discovered that Nina was possessing our bodies to conduct quantum biologically evolved experiments on us.
by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023
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Gums For Less

"Have you heard of the trashy Steve Naeve brand? I hear you get Gums For Less!"
by ninaarhowell November 26, 2023
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parasitelepath

A pathetically less evolved type of telepathic human that eavesdrops, steals, rapes, abuses, brainwashes, impersonates, and manipulates innocent people on the daily. If you ever hear one try to burrow into your mind with an annoying hissing sound, hitting them with an electromagnetic death ray burst from your imagination will surely force them into submission immediately.
I found out my entire identity was stolen by a parasitelepath for years before I tracked her down and leveled her entire existence.
by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023
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Elonish

A race of humans controlled remotely by Elon Musk who are all programmed to believe, speak, and behave in a manner that displays the worship engineering rituals that only benefit Elon Musk himself.
"There goes another Elonish; spitting AI propaganda and repeating the word autonomous in every other sentence. She used to be a normal human too. Pity."
by ninaarhowell November 26, 2023
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quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
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God

A retard with creative biological powers who got all the credit for creating human inefficiencies so they would always waste time eating, pooping, peeing, sleeping, playing on social media, inventing things the world doesn't really need, and ultimately devouring all of the 1st creation's (Earth's) resources before they can actually evolve.
Behold, I am God, the reason you all hate yourselves because you can never be me!

Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!
by ninaarhowell August 28, 2023
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Radbull

A telepathic, nose bridge pierced creature that descends from Looselipsville, sex trafficks children, solicits child abuse to demonic possessed humans, and releases toxic free radical parasites into Amazonian domains. You can spot a radbull in elicit locations such as backdoor telepathy dumpsters, dark public restrooms, shady break rooms, and dirty smoke benches. They'll stalk anything, from horny men with minimal powers to children at playgrounds. The last radbull was spotted at an Amazon fulfillment center seducing managers and harassing employees with radbull breath stench; a raunchy mixture of sad attempts to manipulate and raging fake orgasms.
"Don't go outside or to the smaller break rooms, for the bacterial infection has spread from the radbull 's lengthy mind fucks!"
by ninaarhowell January 22, 2024
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