Definitions by ninaarhowell
quantum queef
A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
quantum queef by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
Radbull
A telepathic, nose bridge pierced creature that descends from Looselipsville, sex trafficks children, solicits child abuse to demonic possessed humans, and releases toxic free radical parasites into Amazonian domains. You can spot a radbull in elicit locations such as backdoor telepathy dumpsters, dark public restrooms, shady break rooms, and dirty smoke benches. They'll stalk anything, from horny men with minimal powers to children at playgrounds. The last radbull was spotted at an Amazon fulfillment center seducing managers and harassing employees with radbull breath stench; a raunchy mixture of sad attempts to manipulate and raging fake orgasms.
"Don't go outside or to the smaller break rooms, for the bacterial infection has spread from the radbull 's lengthy mind fucks!"
Radbull by ninaarhowell January 22, 2024
Elonish
A race of humans controlled remotely by Elon Musk who are all programmed to believe, speak, and behave in a manner that displays the worship engineering rituals that only benefit Elon Musk himself.
"There goes another Elonish; spitting AI propaganda and repeating the word autonomous in every other sentence. She used to be a normal human too. Pity."
Elonish by ninaarhowell November 26, 2023
Gums For Less
Gums For Less by ninaarhowell November 26, 2023
God
A retard with creative biological powers who got all the credit for creating human inefficiencies so they would always waste time eating, pooping, peeing, sleeping, playing on social media, inventing things the world doesn't really need, and ultimately devouring all of the 1st creation's (Earth's) resources before they can actually evolve.
Behold, I am God, the reason you all hate yourselves because you can never be me!
Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!
Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!
God by ninaarhowell August 28, 2023
parasitelepath
A pathetically less evolved type of telepathic human that eavesdrops, steals, rapes, abuses, brainwashes, impersonates, and manipulates innocent people on the daily. If you ever hear one try to burrow into your mind with an annoying hissing sound, hitting them with an electromagnetic death ray burst from your imagination will surely force them into submission immediately.
I found out my entire identity was stolen by a parasitelepath for years before I tracked her down and leveled her entire existence.
parasitelepath by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023
Looselipsville
It's a place where a telepathic species of whore is spawned from. This parasite of woman preys on the innocent for money and traps men to do things for them with their mind control powers by walking into their bodies and making them do things they'd never naturally do on their own. The loose, large, gaping holes of their bodies are armed with diseases and biological decay.
Looselipsville by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023