Loopty loop 

When a man's penis enters his own butthole. This most often occurs by accident during an extreme sex act but has also been performed solo, hands free, by a very talented few.

Yo... I gave myself the loopty loop last night while pile driving your grandma.

Loopty loop by 1/W Piper January 13, 2020

Loopty loop 

Loopy loop: when you and your bud/buds go on back roads drinking, so you won't get pulled over by the 5-0.

Me and Jay went on the Loopty loop and ended up 50 miles from the crib.

Loopty loop by ex_lax70 July 9, 2017

loopy loop 

a fag licking a dog while jizzing on his mother and produced eyelash sperm

boobs and pussys are fun loopy loop

loopy loop by FuCking a hole January 7, 2010

Loopty Poot

the act of ripping a monstrous fart during 69 only to have your girl give it right back at ya.

i thought i let my girl know how much she means to me by ripping a massive air dragon during 69 and she in turn showed me the loopty poot.

Loopty Poot by MrBomangles January 24, 2011

loopty Lew 

A curly, illegible signature; akin to probable Treasury Secretary Jack Lew's signature, which is likely to appear on our paper currency soon.

I signed that form you gave me.

You did? Your signature looks more like a loopty Lew.

loopty Lew by njg149 January 12, 2013

brazilian oopty loopty

When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate

DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?

C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty

DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!

brazilian oopty loopty by dmmocaua July 25, 2011

loopty lop 

the act of being extremely cool when wearing bear feet slippers.

"are your feet cold"

"naw, man I got someloopty lops"

"ooh thats so cooool i want some"

loopty lop by unicoorn May 24, 2009