al jizzera

dumping a pallet of jizz on an al-queda member.

those disrespectful terrorists get whats coming to them, al jizzera on all of them.

by mrbomangles March 01, 2011

TuFap Shakur

1. a drive by fapping.

2. the act of beating your meat in a car while unsuspecting onlookers witness it.

Sanjaya just pulled a TuFap Shakur on his way into work at the 7-11.

by MrBomangles January 26, 2011

chud baby

a baby who is born on the streets of new york through the process of piled up condoms and a sewer rat. typically occurs on tuesdays.

lets make a chud baby

by MrBomangles January 22, 2011

porn out

often happens in a blackout, where your power goes down and you cannot watch porn.

Rick: these are some scary times Jim, scary times.

Jim: well it cant be as bad as the porn out of 2002.

Rick:yea i suppose your right

by MRbomangles January 22, 2011

Loopty Poot

the act of ripping a monstrous fart during 69 only to have your girl give it right back at ya.

i thought i let my girl know how much she means to me by ripping a massive air dragon during 69 and she in turn showed me the loopty poot.

by MrBomangles January 24, 2011

Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

ashhole

when someone likes to have cigarettes put out on their butthole.

hey i heard staceys an ashhole.

by MrBomangles January 22, 2011