Loopty Poot

the act of ripping a monstrous fart during 69 only to have your girl give it right back at ya.

i thought i let my girl know how much she means to me by ripping a massive air dragon during 69 and she in turn showed me the loopty poot.

by MrBomangles January 24, 2011

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loopty Lew

A curly, illegible signature; akin to probable Treasury Secretary Jack Lew's signature, which is likely to appear on our paper currency soon.

I signed that form you gave me.

You did? Your signature looks more like a loopty Lew.

by njg149 January 12, 2013

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Loopty loop

When a man's penis enters his own butthole. This most often occurs by accident during an extreme sex act but has also been performed solo, hands free, by a very talented few.

Yo... I gave myself the loopty loop last night while pile driving your grandma.

by 1/W Piper January 13, 2020

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Loopty loop

Loopy loop: when you and your bud/buds go on back roads drinking, so you won't get pulled over by the 5-0.

Me and Jay went on the Loopty loop and ended up 50 miles from the crib.

by ex_lax70 July 09, 2017

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brazilian oopty loopty

When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate

DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?

C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty

DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!

by dmmocaua July 25, 2011

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