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Loompa'licker

A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".
"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!
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God's loophole 

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse
We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.
God's loophole by resettinglife February 5, 2014

Poophole Loophole 

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.
David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
Poophole Loophole by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017
Look at this picture of Justin Bieber
“LOOMBH”
loombh by Loombhcreator_32 June 29, 2021

loophole culture 

A culture dedicated to the exploitation of loopholes, mainly the e-bike/moped loopholes.
loophole culture by Dillon Thomson September 19, 2020

oompa loompa dick

Small penis of migets, gingers or people who decide to over lift and get "ripped"
Beth: how was your date last night

Danielle: great! Til I saw his oompa loompa dick.