A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric
act of yoga that they can't quite recall the
name of, in the
hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.
"
Today after I had my soybean
tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal
wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."