Lomph

A term for failure, can be either a noun or a verb.

“I am totally going to lomph this exam.”

by Parisinspace November 10, 2022

God's loophole

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse

We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.

by resettinglife February 5, 2014

Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

LOMBH

Laughing Out My Booty Hole. Not to be confused with lmao.

Dipshit: LOMBH!!
Girl: ?
Dipshit: it means ;aughing out my booty hole
Girl: what the fuck????? what the fuck????? why??

by Hardimon February 24, 2015

loophole culture

A culture dedicated to the exploitation of loopholes, mainly the e-bike/moped loopholes.

I was lost until I discovered loophole culture

by Dillon Thomson September 19, 2020

chicken butt loophole

A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”

Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?

Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole

by PoopStinkFartFunny February 19, 2021

Syrian Loophole Theory

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment

Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"

by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020