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Loofie

Girl 1: Lets go!

(In the bathroom)

Girl2: Goddd! Isnt it wild over there! Lets take a Loofie before we get out again!
by bow3434 January 27, 2015
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loofie

A loofie is an older male that many girls find attractive but is way out of their league, or too old.
- Hey girl look at that loofie over there, i would do anything to get with him!
- Girl your wasting your time.
by katieeboo333 February 22, 2011
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hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie
When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019
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loosie

The corner grocer will sell you an off-brand loosie for 25 cents.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022
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lookie here

US southern slang. Usually preceded or followed by "now."
It means "listen to what I have to say next, because it is something that you were unware of or had previously been ignoring, much to our chagrin."
or can simply mean "look at this."
Now, lookie here: we don't appreciate that kind of foul language here.

Lookie here now: The way you're cutting them switches is all wrong. Use a sweeping motion.

Lookie here! It's a dodo bird!
by darius sunofovich January 7, 2005
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Crack Whore Loogie

An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth
Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.
by Viking Phlegm January 7, 2009
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penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
by connorsji May 8, 2008
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