"Thus while I tell the truth about loobies, my reader's imagination need not be entirely excluded from an occupation with lords." George Eliot, from Middlemarch, Book IV, Chapter 35
A loobie is a poor skiier. Usually skis very rarely, coming up for major holidays, or week-long vacations. Generally disliked by more hard-core skiiers for clogging up the mountain.
When you roll a joint, and cover it with sex jelly, and then light it and stick it up your ass and suck in with your sphincter. You inhale the smoke through your butthole getting a most desired high.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."