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Nick longstaffe 

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…
Nick longstaffe by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023
Longsmack is when you hold a normal lip smack for several seconds. Mainly used when someone says something lame.
HIM: Can you text me?
HER: I don't have unlimited texting
HIM: (Longsmack)
LongSmack by CodyFromDha216 October 24, 2011

Pipi Longstocking that hoe 

when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.
She be likin when I, " Pipi Longstocking that hoe".

Longstroking

Deep, rhythmic penetrations during intercourse. Usually performed by an extraordinarily hung bull. May be anal or vaginal.

Antonym: Jackrabbiting.
Dude, your girlfriend went to the Hamptons and told you not to come? You know there's some bull longstroking her ass to death as we speak.
Longstroking by Almanaseer January 21, 2008

Pippi Longstocking 

Pippi is the voice of those without, an anarchist-feminist (and possibly socialist) Swedish childrens' book charachter from the 60's and 70's.

Together with her two best friends Tommy and Annika, 8-ish year old Pippi sails the world, beats up grown men, carries her horse, adopts a monkey, meets her father - the pirate Blue Beard and - above all- swears to never grow up.
I am NOT doing the laundry two days before I actually run out of clean clothes - I mean you have to ask yourself What Would Pippi Longstocking Do?

logsmack.com 

Something Daniel Howell should have never said. Is it a euphemism? Is it a website where you can watch people get smacked with "logs"? Will we ever know?
Bro 1: Hey Bro 2 check out Logsmack.com

Bro 2: Okay Bro 1 because I totally trust something called "Logsmack.com" Yeah