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Becky Longback 

A white woman who has no ass, hips or thighs
Did you see that Becky Longback the other day? She has no backside for days

longback 

1. A term used to describe women who lack a definable posterior.
1a. A girl/woman with noassatall syndrome.
1b. The opposite of bootilicious.
1c. Lacking in the booty department. A person devoid of a sufficient amount of jelly in the booty, giving the appearance of their back extending further than it really does. Hence, longback.
I've seen black girls, latin girls, and even white girls that got that booty. But asian girls? They're mostly longbacks.

Ray: "Damn...I need some ass tonight!...let's see...
Mike: "Hey what about that one over there? *points to some 45 yr old woman*
Ray: "Ew what? She's not even a MILF. You tryna sabotage me?? She's a longback for christ sake!"
longback by Anubikai April 1, 2006

Longstack 

Similar to a shortstack but a very tall woman instead.
Anon: "I saw a very tall woman with a nice ass and tits!"

Anon2: "she must be a longstack fam."

Captain LongSack 

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.
Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”

longback jack 

a guy with an abnormally long spine, usually can be found in biology classes being tormented for his unfortunate state and is commonly associated with grapes.
'hey longback jack ford, how did you manage to get in the door?!'
longback jack by clomofo January 7, 2010

Longbackasaurus

A female with very little or NO ASS whatsoever. Males will not be attracted to longbackasauruses at all.
Justin: "Man, Jess and Kyllie sure are Longbackasauruses."
Shayne: "Yeah, they have no ass at all!"
Grant: "Their jeans are baggy, that's how little ass they have"
Longbackasaurus by 69me February 1, 2010