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Longstroking

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Deep, rhythmic penetrations during intercourse. Usually performed by an extraordinarily hung bull. May be anal or vaginal.

Antonym: Jackrabbiting.
Dude, your girlfriend went to the Hamptons and told you not to come? You know there's some bull longstroking her ass to death as we speak.
Longstroking by Almanaseer January 21, 2008
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Pipi Longstocking that hoe 

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when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.
She be likin when I, " Pipi Longstocking that hoe".

Pippi Longstocking 

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Pippi is the voice of those without, an anarchist-feminist (and possibly socialist) Swedish childrens' book charachter from the 60's and 70's.

Together with her two best friends Tommy and Annika, 8-ish year old Pippi sails the world, beats up grown men, carries her horse, adopts a monkey, meets her father - the pirate Blue Beard and - above all- swears to never grow up.
I am NOT doing the laundry two days before I actually run out of clean clothes - I mean you have to ask yourself What Would Pippi Longstocking Do?

Fappy Longstockings 

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One of the many alternate names given to Harry Potter. Others include Sir Fapalot and Fapps.
Guy 1: Hey guys! Look! It's Fappy Longstockings!
Rest of the group: lol
Fappy Longstockings by GDo May 1, 2010

Longstrofigus 

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Longstrofigus is a building built by people with short penises to make them fell better
guy1:Hey look at this tower!
guy2:it looks like longstrofigus!

Pippy Longstockings 

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A fat, plump and obese little girl with long socks.
Pippy Longstockings sounds like Mark Sentock in a way.
Pippy Longstockings by Yo Mamma January 9, 2004

Pippy Longstocking 

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The pippy longstocking is where you fuck a girl on her period, pull out and wipe it in her hair
"Dude, last night I pulled a Pippy Longstocking on her"
Pippy Longstocking by CrzyNDC September 20, 2006
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