longinus

lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.

I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.

by Concerned Pastor September 6, 2006

Lance of Longinus

The lance that is drenched in Christ's blood that is able to smite anything.

The Lance of Longinus!

by KLT November 7, 2002

Longitus

Said when a person complains. Can also be used instead of Bronchitis.

Hey stop killing me you idiot!
Instead of saying "No" or insulting back say:
"Longitus"

by Milliliter May 10, 2022

longinius

(1) n; The name of the upgraded Panzersherk on CallOfDuty: World at War

(2) adj; A penis diease all men want.

Girl #1; Did you know? Chris got longinius!
Girl #2; OMG, We should soo ask him to show us!

by boobookittyfudge August 11, 2010

longins

Longins is a Trill dude, he is know to be a goat like Fr.

What’s good Longins, may I please have an autograph sir?

by Longins Kouri May 21, 2018