When you're lost and choose to follow Bear Gryllsadvice and survive in a luxury hotel
"It was tough and I was almost a goner, but then I remembered longitudinal and my survival training kicked in. I drove to the hotel, paid for a luxury suite and survived the night"
Verb(past tense) used to describe something that has been irrationally or unnaturally lengthened against all logical reason and sense.
NOTE: This is an example of an entirely unnecessary transformation of a standard English word, into a much larger colloquy, with usually at least 5 times the letters of the original word (which is now lost in a soggy quagmire of sewer-worthy American filth).
Example 1; Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 1: "Well the quarter-back totally Elongitudinalizeated that play."
Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 2: "Tell me about it! It was completely un-applicationallyable in that scenario!"
Example 2; American 1: "Hey buddy, do you wanna add some suffixes to existing English words just for the hell of it?"
American 2: "Yeah man! Oh boy... do you remember last time we elongitudinalizeated all those words?! That was SICK DUDE!"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.