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Longitude 

Cocky Long boarder attitudes that make them think they're the shit and thats everyone wants them, when half the time people can't stand them
Kelly: Any luck with josh?
Alexandria: Nahhh, the kid has the biggest Longitude I swear...
Kelly: he's probably over compensating, It happens a lot
Alexandria: Yeahh,too bad no one likes him as much as he likes himself
Longitude by Laxi September 15, 2012

longitude festival 

One of the best music festivals of all time in ireland, if not Europe. It is held at marlay park, Dublin, every July. The acts to perform this year are belters only, central cee, sonny fodera, david guetta, aj tracey, 50 cent, blk and more to be announced. This year it’ll be on the 5th and 6th of July. Get your tickets at longitude.ie
‘What do you think is the greatest concert of this era?'

'Even though it is not a concert, longitude festival by far.'

Labial Longitude 

The female equivalent to Testicular Fortitude. A woman who has "guts" or who is brave in the face of adversity.
Despite the fact that there were no other women at the job interview, Lisa had the Labial Longitude to stay and apply for the position.
Labial Longitude by hecklndecalr September 6, 2010

lank longitude

Adjective.
meagerly slim, lean, or gaunt
The malnurished boy was a lank longitude.
lank longitude by Brian T. October 20, 2005
The most awesome thing in the world!
this is what you would name your mom.

or your best friend.
The best thing ever!
the kongitude is there to attack that jerk that you hate
Dude 1: Yoo, that girl seems mean, I should tell my kongitude that
Dude 2: Yaa do that man.

Longitus 

Said when a person complains. Can also be used instead of Bronchitis.
Hey stop killing me you idiot!
Instead of saying "No" or insulting back say:
"Longitus"
Longitus by Milliliter May 10, 2022
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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