'Longbooking' is what happens when a Facebook status is too long and contains too much information.
If your status includes the words 'see more' at the bottom, you've just become guilty of 'Longbooking'.
If your status includes the words 'see more' at the bottom, you've just become guilty of 'Longbooking'.
An example of 'Longbooking' in action:
Penny Freeny i really think i need to take a break from facebook for a while. there's just too much drama happening in here. why do people have to be so full of drama? i'm soooooooo over all of it. if i have to hear one more time about how much of a...
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Penny Freeny i really think i need to take a break from facebook for a while. there's just too much drama happening in here. why do people have to be so full of drama? i'm soooooooo over all of it. if i have to hear one more time about how much of a...
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by flembo caesar February 4, 2010
Get the Longbooking mug.Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.
by kel the dog August 6, 2010
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Lostbooking is when someone is reliving Lost (or watching it for the first time) and constantly pausing it to update facebook statuses regarding the emotional rollercoaster that they are on.
This is often followed my Lost veterans or other fanatics commenting and starting a whole thread that ends up going off topic
This is often followed my Lost veterans or other fanatics commenting and starting a whole thread that ends up going off topic
Person A: (on facebook) Lost almost made me cry and it's not even the end of season 1. But it's so good so I kept watching.
Troll: csb
Person B: Who died?
Person A: You already spoiled it for me enough if i say it i'll spoil it for other people
Person B: Hahaha that sea monster thing wasn't even real
Person A: Shut up.
5 mins later...
Person A: (facebook status) UGH I cannot believe I just went from sad to angry in 5 minutes from watching Lost.
Person C: Are you watching it right now?
Person A: yuup
Person C: You're definitely lostbooking
Troll: csb
Person B: Who died?
Person A: You already spoiled it for me enough if i say it i'll spoil it for other people
Person B: Hahaha that sea monster thing wasn't even real
Person A: Shut up.
5 mins later...
Person A: (facebook status) UGH I cannot believe I just went from sad to angry in 5 minutes from watching Lost.
Person C: Are you watching it right now?
Person A: yuup
Person C: You're definitely lostbooking
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Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?
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Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.
Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
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bill would bang his new girlfriends with half his dick, until they started getting bored, then he would start longcocking them.
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