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Definitions by EvilRoomba
longoon
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Simple
;
long
balloons
.
Jack
: “
Heyyyy
…”
David: “WHAT THE
HELL
!?! WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH LONGOONS!?!”
longoon
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EvilRoomba
September 25, 2021
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longoon
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It’s a simple
definition
: a
long
balloon
!
That longoon
looks
the
longest
!
longoon
by
EvilRoomba
September 20, 2021
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longoon
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It’s
actually
quite a simple meaning:
long
balloons
That longoon looks
like
the
longest
one i’ve
seen
!
longoon
by
EvilRoomba
September 20, 2021
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