Longbong

A super nerdy, super long podophile who loves to chase after kids in a lime VW van

Omg look, that guy must be a longbong. He just can't stop touching kids!

by HYP3R_99 September 26, 2020

Longdongtinitus

A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

by weezarc May 15, 2010

longfong

a fong that is long

boy that is a longfong

by longfong12 December 3, 2018

Longlong

the name of a dude 100x smarter than you, if you say hes dumb, then you are mentally disabled.

Bully: "fuck you longlong, your such a mong"
Me: "no u bitch" (300 IQ response)

by daddie#6969 November 8, 2020

Long Bong Silver

(n.)An ornately decorated marijuana smoking apparatus, usually oversized.

Biff: "Dude, we're going out to the penninsula to party down."

Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Longdong

A long penis. Not necessarily a complement. Can be used with a nickname.

1) Momo, pull that longdong out of your mouth.

2) Hey, where's Longdong Tom?

by AIDS_Pizza January 9, 2012

texas longborgy

A 2 to one ratio of teachers to students having sex with each other. Is an orgy. Related to Texas Longboard.

Dude we had a sick Texas Longborgy with 4 teachers last night!

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017