Longballs

A derogatory term for a male who has reached at least Middle Age. Derived from the propensity of the testicular sack to grow longer over time.

"Ha look at longballs over there, I bet he's at least 75 years old.."; "Hey longballs! When you sit to pee at 4:00am do you have to hold them out of the water?"

by Skuncle Himself June 6, 2017

Danish Longballs

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade

Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011

lonball

when you have a testicle removed and the testicle remaining gets lonely

After the surgery, I think I developed lonball.

by emilejfagerstromiv December 15, 2018

long balls

It is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. This in turn limits ones sexual performance.

Larry David, Curb your Enthusiasm. "I have long balls, LONG BALLS!"

by Capitaann November 12, 2007

langball

a Cork City word.
Probably from Langer and Ballocks.

Insulting. Of a man.

Yer man's a right langball.

by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005

longfall

Similar to one being in it for the long haul win, but instead, when one loses, they are in it for the longfall.

I feel bad for losing the battle, but I am glad you were in it for the longfall.

by GlazeHer June 16, 2016

longball

any impressive accomplishment. based on a slang term for homerun, it is used to designate when one has "hit it out of the park"

i didn't know you can breakdance bill!
yeah, well chicks dig the longball.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004