longball

any impressive accomplishment. based on a slang term for homerun, it is used to designate when one has "hit it out of the park"

i didn't know you can breakdance bill!
yeah, well chicks dig the longball.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Longballs

A derogatory term for a male who has reached at least Middle Age. Derived from the propensity of the testicular sack to grow longer over time.

"Ha look at longballs over there, I bet he's at least 75 years old.."; "Hey longballs! When you sit to pee at 4:00am do you have to hold them out of the water?"

by Skuncle Himself June 6, 2017

Danish Longballs

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade

Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011

Longball

In a means to in-directly achieve information without being direct, even if it takes much longer.

Sally: I really like this guy, but I'm afraid he doesn't like girls.

Debra: Well, why don't you ask him or spend time bonding to find out?

Sally: No, I don't want to die of embarrassment. Instead I'm going to ask his friends, his sister, or stalk his social media and contact others online he knows to get an answer.

Debra: Stop playing longball and get it over with. You'll live.

by Amish Stalker March 5, 2024