"Hip" abbreviation of "
London Metropolitan University" recently adopted under its new image change drive. A byword for crippling bureaucracy as well as a focal point for no
talent 'Meeja' student wannabes with Ipods and ironic t-shirts talking crap about Marxism while playing with their
greasy ponytails.
I tried to take a crap at LondonMet but had to fill this form out in triplicate and get it stamped by Jesus. I should expect my toilet validation smartcard in 6 to eight weeks, at least thats what the
guy with the crap ponytail in a Magic Roundabout t-shirt
said while trying to get me to buy a copy of "The
Socialist Worker"...