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A word used when it's lonely and dark.
"John is in a Lonark"
Lonark by HomoYeetus October 28, 2019
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Lanark County 

A place in Ontario, close by Ottawa. In Lanark County, everybody has a twang in their voice. (Sort of like Trailer Park Boys) Every person in this small county is a heavy alcoholic, and they all "Git'R'Done." They are hicks, and they invented mud boggin'. The small town, Lanark, is the town that is eccentric with all these things. It is a true hick town

Oh, and according to the Ottawa Classic Rock radio station, they prefer horse milk over cow milk.
"wow, i love lanark county, and adult will buy you booze"
someone who rides the short bus; retard
"Damn that guys a lovark"
lovark by michelle mm January 16, 2006

Lanark Grammar School 

In general it’s a shitehole, however the occasional sound teacher can be found in this building, with this small minority making it’s a class time for the students lucky enough to be taught by them.
“Lanark Grammar School”- The place legends reside alongside wankjobs

anabella lonardo 

Anabella Lonardo is a ball of joy she is the best person you will ever meet and can change your life for the better she has the brightest smile and the best personality she is lovely and at sometimes doesn’t realize her worth but with be there for her you will love her forever and is a great person.
Anabella Lonardo is a beautiful lovely girl❤️
1) the opposite of highlight

2) probably some sort of creature or species found in dungeons and dragons, middle earth, world of warcraft, somewhere in space, or New Jersey.
Peter is planning on making a video of all his lodarks to put on facebook, unfortunately due to the insane lodark attack, nothing could be filmed.
Lodark by Laser Falcon February 22, 2011

Lanark Village 

A quaint drinking village on the Gulf of Mexico in Northwest FL known as "a drinking village with a fishing problem". The locals are all down to earth low key retirees or fisherman/laborers. Drinking and getting high are the main thing to do with fishing and sand dunning following close behind.
The alchoholics is Lanark Village trains AITs, Alchoholics in Training.
Lanark Village by beeta808 April 7, 2011
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