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A word to to show affection beyond love and like.
Lonai by Andy Tchapkwdgfgbkwfwk April 20, 2008
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I lonai you 

Expression that surpasses love. Feelings well beyond love.
I lonai you with all my heart!
I lonai you by Head wench December 7, 2011
Related Words
Lonai • I lonai you • Lanai • londiwe • lenaig • Logaina • lojain • Lona • Longi • Lanaia
It exists within the hierarchy of Kshatriya -> Rajputs -> Saini -> Longia/Longiya.

Kshatriya is a warrior class, one of the highest in the caste system. One of the subcastes of Kshatriya's is Sikh Rajputs that goes down to Sikh Saini's. Longiya/Longia is a subcaste of Sikh Saini's. Although Rajputs/Sainis are considered high in status outside of Punjab, inside Punjab Sikh Rajputs and Sainis are equivalent to Sikh Jats - since they all come under 'Landlords'. They are also known as the 'martial race'.

Almost all Rajputs/Saini's in Punjab are Sikhs. Sikhism denies the caste system. Thus, intermarriage among Sikhs with different 'clans' (ex. Jodhas, Jats, Saini's etc. ) is common.
> "His last name is Longia."
> "Really? He must be warrior-type!"
> "What does that mean?"
> "
Longia by HistoryFreak September 5, 2013

Longitus 

Said when a person complains. Can also be used instead of Bronchitis.
Hey stop killing me you idiot!
Instead of saying "No" or insulting back say:
"Longitus"
Longitus by Milliliter May 10, 2022
A hilarious guy who talks a lot. He has the best jokes and commentary. He's tall and EXTREMELY good looking. Loai gives the best hugs, and will always be there for you no matter what. A great listener and advice giver. If you meet a Loai, consider yourself blessed.
Who's the best person you know?
Loai.

Do you know Loai?
Yes, he is the absolute best person I have ever met in my life.

I bet you wish you knew a Loai..
Loai by LoaiThisIsForYou March 15, 2013
Quiet at first, but when you get to know her, she's a little insane. Sweet, and lovable, but at the same time, strong and crazy. Looks like an innocent little girl, but isn't very innocent on the inside. If she's ever mad, run. She probably has a chain saw behind her back.
Wow, I thought she was an innocent girl, but she's actually a total Lona.
Lona by Domesticatedchicken December 13, 2016

Loni Loud 

Loni Loud is a character who appeared in an episode of the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Loni appeared in S1E23A “One of the Boys.” He is the male version of Leni Loud, and is the second oldest child of the genderbent Loud children at 16 years old. He has short light blonde hair, a teal shirt, a blue pair of jeans, brown shoes, and a pair of sunglasses on top of his head.
Loni Loud is so cool!
Loni Loud by Hotgirl_937 October 19, 2018
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