Longi 

A football (soccer) related game, Longi is a 2 player game which consits of of mainly trying to lob your opponent and scoring into there goal. The winner is the first player to 3 goals. If partaking in a longi tournament the winner stays on untill he is defeated.

Jason: Fancy a Game of LONGI at half time?
Cameron: Sound M8

Longi by heycambychad April 7, 2009

Longi 

A group of people subscribed to LONGI on youtube

There are so many Longi here.

Longi by LONGICULT April 9, 2021

Longi 

Longi is a small, funny guy in class who is trying his best to come along woth everyone. He is always trying to help and is really popular between girls. The girls like his personality and his calmness. He is the guy your parents want you to date if you are a girl. He is really handsome and is doing a lot of jokes about unnecessary things like Gay people or Hitler etc. He is really skinny but is trying his best in sports where you need some physics like soccer football. Gaming is one of his passions but is really ashamed to tell the other guys. But atleast the girls like him but the probplem is. He is very shy before girls

Girl1: I told my parents about Longi and they said "date him. He sounds really nice" And i was really suprised because i though they wouldn´t like him.
Girl2: LOOOOOL. My parents said the same. But i will be the one who is asking him first out.
Girl1: NOOOOOOOOO. FUck you! I crushed on him first GURRRL
Girl2: Oh goood. I didn´t wanted it this way. *punch*
Girls1: Ouwwww. okokok you can have him *crying and running away*

Longi by ´theguyfromtheneighborhood February 1, 2017

Longi cult day 

March 27 is Longi cult day because it was founded on that day. If they don't know then give them a punishment.

Friend:Do you know what day it is?
Other guy:No
Friend:Its Longi cult day
*Friend punches him and cuts his willy off*

Longi cult day by LONGICULT October 19, 2021

Longi, Longus 

Longi- Many people in a Longi group.
Longish A person part of the Longi group.

I saw Longis in the mall.
I saw a Longus in the mall.
Longi- Group/Plural form of Longus
Longus- Part of a Longi group/ Singular
Longi, Longus

Longi, Longus by LONGICULT April 9, 2021

lodging 

Sex in a public place for the viewing pleasure of others; specifically in a motel lodge car park. Derived from a combination of "dogging" and "lodge".

Our favourite dogging venue was out of action so we resorted to lodging, using the nearby motel car park.

lodging by Fishyrich May 20, 2012

Cast Away logic 

when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.

From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!

Cast Away logic by daywalkz June 2, 2016