Loai

A hilarious guy who talks a lot. He has the best jokes and commentary. He's tall and EXTREMELY good looking. Loai gives the best hugs, and will always be there for you no matter what. A great listener and advice giver. If you meet a Loai, consider yourself blessed.

Who's the best person you know?
Loai.

Do you know Loai?
Yes, he is the absolute best person I have ever met in my life.

I bet you wish you knew a Loai..

Loai by LoaiThisIsForYou March 15, 2013

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Loai

A skinny & buff guy.

Hey there's Loai.

Loai by LoaiLover March 17, 2013

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Esteban Loaiza

This excellent stunt, is where you spread someone's buttcheeks apart, and place salsa (mild or hot) in the butthole and proceed to eat the salsa with your tortilla chips or Fritos Scoops.

mmm I sure could go for and esteban loaiza right about now

Esteban Loaiza by Neal December 4, 2003

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Esteban Loaiza

It takes a lot of talent and guts to be able to pull off this risky move. IF your giving a girl a rim job you carefully pour salsa into her ass, get a bag of chips and continue to eat her ass with chips.

I was hungry and wanted some action so i decided on the Estaban Loaiza

Esteban Loaiza by Steve December 7, 2003

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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