falco lombardi

A character from the popular video game series Star Fox, Falco Lombardi is the hotheadded rebel of the squadron; the top pilot of the team, a former space pirate, and the best friend of Fox McCloud, the team's leader. He is a tall, blue-feathered Avian (a bird species), with characteristic red patches around his eyes.

Though he might be a little rough around the edges, Falco is a hero at heart.

"Falco Lombardi. Just call me Falco."

falco lombardi by Quex the Myuu November 15, 2005

Dave Lombardo 

Top 5 greatest metal drummer of all time. Try copying that Fall out cunt boy! Dave Lombardo is Brilliant.

Dave Lombardo is a REAL drummer.

Dave Lombardo by Lyle87 December 24, 2007

Vince Lombardi 

The greatest football coach to ever live.

Guy 1:Who is the greatest football coach ever? Guy 2: Vince Lombardi without a doubt

Vince Lombardi by Gertttyy December 7, 2011

Lombard’s Way

Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)

Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”

Lombard’s Way by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 13, 2019

lambardi slap 

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face

lambardi slap by lambardi slap October 11, 2007

limberdick 

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.

Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,

limberdick by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009

Lambardi Slap 

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick

Lambardi Slap by alaa October 18, 2007