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1) An Irish girl who would be one of the sweetest people you are likely to meet, but has red hair, so she can be fiery when she needs to be!

2) A girl who has an unhealthy fixation with shoes, just one of many obsessions, but each obsession is just another reason to love her.

3)A girl who will cheer up her best friend by making him/her appriciate the simple things in life, eg tea, and by listening to him/her rant about members of the opposite sex, and therefore, they would be lost without her.

verb- To Lolii, Making wierd noises when one is overly happy and/or annoyed
1)"My god she's so nice but when you annoy her she goes nuts, what a Lolii"

2)"She gets more excited about the shoes she's going to wear than anything else when she's going out, she's Loli"

3)"my best mate listened to me moan about that arsehole for hours, she's Lolii, I'd be lost without her"

4)"I'm so excited,, Nrrrhhaahhheeeee, oops, lolii'ed"
Lolii by XxclairebearXx February 6, 2009
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An acronym for Laughing Out Loud In My Imagination. Used in place of lol when ur not actually laughing out loud
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: To get to the other side. Knock knock
Person 2: Who's there
Person 1: The chicken!
Person 2: lolimi
lolimi by Takaaki S. March 21, 2012

lolimorph 

A man or woman that looks like a child despite being a full grown adult whom nobody wants to date for fear of being judged.
I like her John, but she’s a total lolimorph! If I date her, people will think I’m a weird pedo!
lolimorph by Dank wank January 25, 2023
The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.
Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b
lolbike by LoLex July 29, 2009

Legal Loli 

A girl who looks like a child but is of, or older than the legal age of consent.
Guy 1: How old is your girlfriend? she looks about 12!
Guy 2: She's 18
Guy 1: Wow, looks like you got some legal loli!
Legal Loli by Yuricon May 21, 2010
Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends
Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*
Lolbit by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021
Noun. Any adult who feels sexual attraction to specifically fictional depictions of characters who’s body proportions closely resemble that of a child regardless of the canonical assigned age.
A: hey I made a drawing of a sexy vampire thats 1000 years old!
B: that looks like a child! Tch, filthy lolicon!
Lolicon by Plasticbox October 8, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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