Lolii

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Always Positive thing to be

1) An Irish girl who would be one of the sweetest people you are likely to meet, but has red hair, so she can be fiery when she needs to be!

2) A girl who has an unhealthy fixation with shoes, just one of many obsessions, but each obsession is just another reason to love her.

3)A girl who will cheer up her best friend by making him/her appriciate the simple things in life, eg tea, and by listening to him/her rant about members of the opposite sex, and therefore, they would be lost without her.

verb- To Lolii, Making wierd noises when one is overly happy and/or annoyed

1)"My god she's so nice but when you annoy her she goes nuts, what a Lolii"

2)"She gets more excited about the shoes she's going to wear than anything else when she's going out, she's Loli"

3)"my best mate listened to me moan about that arsehole for hours, she's Lolii, I'd be lost without her"

4)"I'm so excited,, Nrrrhhaahhheeeee, oops, lolii'ed"

Lolii by XxclairebearXx February 6, 2009

Words you can keep

lolimi

An acronym for Laughing Out Loud In My Imagination. Used in place of lol when ur not actually laughing out loud

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: To get to the other side. Knock knock
Person 2: Who's there
Person 1: The chicken!
Person 2: lolimi

lolimi by Takaaki S. March 21, 2012

lolimorph

A man or woman that looks like a child despite being a full grown adult whom nobody wants to date for fear of being judged.

I like her John, but she’s a total lolimorph! If I date her, people will think I’m a weird pedo!

lolimorph by Dank wank January 25, 2023

lolbike

The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.

Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b

lolbike by LoLex July 29, 2009

Legal Loli

A girl who looks like a child but is of, or older than the legal age of consent.

Guy 1: How old is your girlfriend? she looks about 12!
Guy 2: She's 18
Guy 1: Wow, looks like you got some legal loli!

Legal Loli by Yuricon May 21, 2010

Lolbit

Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends

Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*

Lolbit by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021

Lolicon

Noun. Any adult who feels sexual attraction to specifically fictional depictions of characters who’s body proportions closely resemble that of a child regardless of the canonical assigned age.

A: hey I made a drawing of a sexy vampire thats 1000 years old!
B: that looks like a child! Tch, filthy lolicon!

Lolicon by Plasticbox October 8, 2020

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026