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Laughing so hard it makes your insides hurt like a stomach ulcer.

M: *Says funny joke*
J: Ha ha! Argh! My insides hurt!
M: You've got a lolcer!

S: Man, that stand-up was so good I had a lolcer for hours!

Lolcer by Captain Spinach-Eye June 23, 2012

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lolbertarian

A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com

That LOLbertarian candidate will privatize the roads!

lolbertarian by Tezkah October 9, 2004

Related Words

Lolcer • loler • lollercoaster • lolerskates • lolercoaster • lolerz • lollerblades • lolbertarian • lolcore • LOLERCAUST

Lollercaust

Comedy on a massive scale; Laughter that leaves six million dead

Springtime for Hitler was a Lollercaust!

Lollercaust by Saepiroth June 2, 2003

lollerball

When something makes you laugh so hard it feels as if you were punched in the gut by James Caan from the movie Rollerball.

Awww man, whenever I watch that movie Master of Disguise it's nothing but lollerball for me.

lollerball by TheBigLime July 21, 2008

lolercise

The act of audibly laughing for an extended period of time to the point of getting a physical abdominal workout. (Laughing so hard your abs start to hurt).

A : "Hey, wanna go work out at the gym later?"
B : "Nah, I'm feeling pretty lazy today...wanna go see Jackass 3D instead? My friend told me he got some lolercise watching it."
A : "Yeah sure. I needed to work abs today anyway."

lolercise by beerad07 October 25, 2010

lollergasm

Derived from the internet acronym "lol" This is what happens when you start laughing at something so funny it's practically orgasmic.

God, I'm having a lollergasm from that joke!

lollergasm by yaners August 27, 2006

lollerholic

Someone who has become addicted to lol.

Victim: hey whats up
lollerholic: nothing lol
Victim: whats so funny?
lollerholic: lol
lollerholic: nothing lol
Victim: oh...
Victim: So whats going on tonight?
lollerholic: lol ptsh
lollerholic: lets go to Denny's
lollerholic: i can use my new lollerskates
lollerholic: LOLOLOLOL
Victim: uh
Victim: I'm not really hungry, I'll talk to you later.
lollerholic: lol bye

lollerholic by Kevin Bell March 24, 2007

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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