Locktopus

An 8-leg sports bet that is GUARANTEED to hit

“Hey bro I just put in a locktopus and it’s smacking”
“Nigga is that a Draymond Green triple double?”
“Yeah he’s due bro”

Locktopus by MonkeyBoy227 February 3, 2026

cocktopus 

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.

Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!

cocktopus by silkpouch September 22, 2007

cocktopussy 

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.

Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).

cocktopussy by silkpouch September 22, 2007

socktopus 

A collection of stray socks bundled together in the hope that their partners will one day spontaneously rematerialise. The name derives from the fact that the loose end of each sock emerges like a tentacle from the body of a cephalopod.

The preponderance of unattached socklings is now known to be an effect of quantum physics. The uncertainty about the fate of the other socks is known as the Uncertainty Principle.

See also quantum entanglement.

My top drawer is the nest of a mighty socktopus.

socktopus by Buddhabing June 4, 2004

socktopus 

A pile of unmatched socks that is bundled together with another sock, creating an object that resembles an octopus.

Jamie - see if you can match up any of those socktopuses on the couch.

socktopus by topseyturvey January 6, 2006

glocktopus 

Picture an octopus holding guns (glocks) with its tentacles. That is the literal definition of a glocktopus. The word can also be interpreted to mean a badass motherfucker.

Did you see that dude pound an entire bottle of whiskey. He's a fucking glocktopus.

glocktopus by glocktopus July 11, 2006

Lackopussitis 

A terrible virus brought on by the unpleasant lack of interaction with female genitalia. Withdrawals may sometimes cause you to be in a confused state of mind, not being "On top of your game." Your judgement may be terribly affected, falling victim to what is known as "beer goggles." Do not be afraid. You may think your recent daydreams will never come true but stay calm, your day will come, Your dick will rise, and you will conquer the drought. There are no over the counter remedies, unless you are in the 'Red Light District'... My heart goes out to all who are affected

"Look at that cute ginger over there!"
"Bro are you serious?"
"What?"
"When was the last time you danced the horizontal hokey pokey?"
"Haha It's been like 4 months."
"Dude....I'm pretty sure you got Lackopussitis"

Lackopussitis by UNCLE SPLUNCH September 12, 2011