Picture an octopus holding guns (glocks) with its tentacles. That is the literal definition of a glocktopus. The word can also be interpreted to mean a badass motherfucker.
by glocktopus July 11, 2006
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(term comes from using all those arms, or the available means, to block the bad business)
IMPORTANT: This friend is NOT a cock block. The blocktopus only steps in if his/her friends' comfort or safety is at risk.
(term comes from using all those arms, or the available means, to block the bad business)
IMPORTANT: This friend is NOT a cock block. The blocktopus only steps in if his/her friends' comfort or safety is at risk.
Example 1)
That guy at the party last night was getting really creepy with Laura, so I had to be a blocktopus and get rid of him.
Example 2)
Dude 1: "Hey, man, what ever happened with that girl from the club?"
Dude 2: "Nothing. I couldn't tell she wasn't into me, so I'm glad my blocktopus was there, otherwise things could have gotten sketch."
That guy at the party last night was getting really creepy with Laura, so I had to be a blocktopus and get rid of him.
Example 2)
Dude 1: "Hey, man, what ever happened with that girl from the club?"
Dude 2: "Nothing. I couldn't tell she wasn't into me, so I'm glad my blocktopus was there, otherwise things could have gotten sketch."
by #1blocktopus November 14, 2013
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Man, our group of eight friends stumbled upon this group of nine ladies, but one was such a cock blocktopus that none of us could get any play.
by anthony nelson March 19, 2011
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"Hey, dude, don't you have football practice in an hour?"
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."
by Stephen Mechasm September 9, 2007
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by fear4urlife December 2, 2011
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“Nigga is that a Draymond Green triple double?”
“Yeah he’s due bro”
“Nigga is that a Draymond Green triple double?”
“Yeah he’s due bro”
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