MonkeyBoy227's definitions

Mr. Vogel

Sexy man who gets lots of pussy

Damn! Mr. Vogel stole my bitch again.

by MonkeyBoy227 November 26, 2018

Locktopus

An 8-leg sports bet that is GUARANTEED to hit

“Hey bro I just put in a locktopus and it’s smacking”
“Nigga is that a Draymond Green triple double?”
“Yeah he’s due bro”

by MonkeyBoy227 February 3, 2026

Surgical Six

A six-leg parlay in sports betting. Typically comprised of player props, each from a different game and on the same day. Advertised and promoted as if it were a big deal.

"Alright guys the surgical six is dropping at 4 p.m."
"Can't wait"

by MonkeyBoy227 February 4, 2026

Gunperson

A non-gendered individual that uses a gun to commit a terrorist act or crime.

“Did you see that gunma-“
“Actually they’re a gunperson”
“Right, did you see that gunperson shot 10 kids yesterday?”

by MonkeyBoy227 February 11, 2026

Housed

General: To quickly finish something, typically a food or drink.

Football: To take a long play for a touchdown

“Yeah that quick dude for the Jets just housed a kickoff on the first play”
“Bro I housed that burger and I’m still hungry”

by MonkeyBoy227 February 13, 2026