Definitions by MonkeyBoy227

Clogging the Paint

When people/someone crowds up an area for no reason. They insist on staying there with no regard for the people actually doing work.

“Bro Jaden won’t fucking stop lingering in the kitchen when I’m trying to cook”
“Bro I swear he’s always clogging the paint”

Clogging the Paint by MonkeyBoy227 March 6, 2026

Housed

General: To quickly finish something, typically a food or drink.

Football: To take a long play for a touchdown

“Yeah that quick dude for the Jets just housed a kickoff on the first play”
“Bro I housed that burger and I’m still hungry”

Housed by MonkeyBoy227 February 13, 2026

Gunperson

A non-gendered individual that uses a gun to commit a terrorist act or crime.

“Did you see that gunma-“
“Actually they’re a gunperson”
“Right, did you see that gunperson shot 10 kids yesterday?”

Gunperson by MonkeyBoy227 February 11, 2026

Surgical Six

A six-leg parlay in sports betting. Typically comprised of player props, each from a different game and on the same day. Advertised and promoted as if it were a big deal.

"Alright guys the surgical six is dropping at 4 p.m."
"Can't wait"

Surgical Six by MonkeyBoy227 February 4, 2026

Locktopus

An 8-leg sports bet that is GUARANTEED to hit

“Hey bro I just put in a locktopus and it’s smacking”
“Nigga is that a Draymond Green triple double?”
“Yeah he’s due bro”

Locktopus by MonkeyBoy227 February 3, 2026

Mr. Vogel 

Sexy man who gets lots of pussy

Damn! Mr. Vogel stole my bitch again.

Mr. Vogel by MonkeyBoy227 November 26, 2018