Lockefied

The art of transforming a nonsensical sentence (read: French Canadian wrote it) into a perfectly written sentence. Y'know, which makes sense.

eg. valinorbob is not looking for critique feedback on this piece, they is looking for general comments on their piece. Critiques are not being asked for, so please refrain from making anything outside of a general comment.

becomes:

This member is not looking for a critique on this piece, just general comments.

That sentence has been Lockefied.

by pingusam September 16, 2005

lockerzed

When a site cannot handle excess server load from a predictably busy day. Derived from the infamous server load related errors produced during a prize restock on lockerz.

Yo man, I heard BestBuy was selling 40" plasma tv's for $50 starting at 1am online only, but when I tried to load the page it was lockerzed.

by SgtSquirrel December 17, 2009

lockeridge

Slang for a peer who enjoys the company of larger women. A lockeridge will tend to prey on big women at parties, waiting until the right moment (often when the buffet is empty and they are feeling most vulnerable)to pounce on his prey.

Crikey - you'd need to be a lockeridge to stick her! or
Wow - I wish I was like lockeridge, that guy can stick anything!

by RhysO July 21, 2007

Hurt Lockered

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.

I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.

by richardslinger September 10, 2010

Lickified

An extension of the term Lickification. A pseudo-modern verb for describing the physical soiling of personal property using saliva, mucus, dribble, or any other aural/nasal excretory matter. Common methods are sneezing, coughing, using unwashed hands, and more advanced hand-to-mouth/nose-to-mouth techniques - see Lickyfly for more details.

Can also be used to describe the emotional damage and trauma experienced if an individual is unfortunate enough to witness a Lickifiction event. The phenomenon can lead to loss of appetite, frustration, paranoia, and other related obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Ewww I've been lickified

by Snowman December 10, 2004

lockeed martin

this word came about when i went to germany and was asked if Lockeed Martin was a "Nigar Factory". So now it is a term i use to refer to black people.

Don't tell the lockeed martin's about this word.

by hoob May 17, 2006

lockmied

miedlock is a game that is some to be made, a game that will release in 2036.

guy: hey have you played ever played lockmied? girl: oh yeah i love that game!

by Ima dumbass October 28, 2021