richardslinger's definitions
When a person who is unhappy brings down someones good mood with a disparaging, smug or negative comment.
To be abruptly blindsided or taken aback by a smug or rude comment.
To be abruptly blindsided or taken aback by a smug or rude comment.
I was at the office today telling Kelly about my promotion when Doug walked in on the conversation. Instead of congratulating me or anything he just walked up with his black rain cloud hanging over him and proceeded to lord HIS promotion over me and tell me how much more hes getting paid then I am.
I felt like I had gotten Smugged by his negativity.
I felt like I had gotten Smugged by his negativity.
by richardslinger September 4, 2010
Get the Smuggedmug. 1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.
2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.
3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.
4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.
2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.
3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.
4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.
I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!
I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.
I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.
I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.
I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.
by richardslinger September 10, 2010
Get the Hurt Lockeredmug. Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".
A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!
Flesh bangs?
Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
Flesh bangs?
Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
by RichardSlinger June 10, 2010
Get the flesh bangsmug. I was playin HALO 3 and I got like 8 triple headshots and never died! I pwned everyone! I was totally MLG!
Your sniperbole goes well beyond exaggeration and into big fish territory.
Your sniperbole goes well beyond exaggeration and into big fish territory.
by richardslinger September 13, 2010
Get the Sniperbolemug. Reaching into a plate of shared nachos, pulling out a large clump of nachos stuck together by toppings and using your other hand to separate them and put back part of the clumped together nachos.
Friend1, reaches in to get some nachos from a shared bowl and pulls out large clumped up pile. Then proceeds to take his other hand and begins to separate them and put some back.
Friend2 "DUDE! What the fuck are you doin?!
Friend1 "I didn't want to take that huge chunk of nachos so I broke it off and put some back.
Friend2 "Nacho faux pas my friend! You NEVER take your hand and break off the nacho holy grail and put some back! 1st nobody wants to eat something you touched with the fingers you've been licking nachoy goodness off of and 2nd, when you get the nacho holy grail you never forsake it by putting it back! You grab your plate and scoop those fuckers up! You earned it!
Friend2 "DUDE! What the fuck are you doin?!
Friend1 "I didn't want to take that huge chunk of nachos so I broke it off and put some back.
Friend2 "Nacho faux pas my friend! You NEVER take your hand and break off the nacho holy grail and put some back! 1st nobody wants to eat something you touched with the fingers you've been licking nachoy goodness off of and 2nd, when you get the nacho holy grail you never forsake it by putting it back! You grab your plate and scoop those fuckers up! You earned it!
by RichardSlinger August 17, 2011
Get the Nacho Faux Pasmug. "Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"
by RichardSlinger April 11, 2010
Get the Ding-Dong Sing Alongmug. Typ0 (type-oh / type-zero): When a person is not your type and has ZERO chance of ever being with you.
Most people have a type when looking for a mate. Some people dont have such a concrete criteria but know who they wont be with under an circumstances, this is referred to as Typ0 or Type Zero.
Typ0 referring to someone with attributes that you cant look past even just for a quick fuck. To fat, too skinny, too old, too ugly, thin wrists, big head or some other thing about them that leaves them zero chance of getting laid.
"Dude why not just get with that girl? Hit it and forget it!"
"No way man shes a total Typ0, not even if she was the last girl on earth."
Typ0 referring to someone with attributes that you cant look past even just for a quick fuck. To fat, too skinny, too old, too ugly, thin wrists, big head or some other thing about them that leaves them zero chance of getting laid.
"Dude why not just get with that girl? Hit it and forget it!"
"No way man shes a total Typ0, not even if she was the last girl on earth."
by RichardSlinger May 10, 2010
Get the Typ0mug.