Lockballs 

A medical condition in which tetanus results in prolonged contraction of skeletal muscle fibers ... in your balls. Painful muscle spasms may preclude the use of your balls.

Jra: Damn, that dude was just fell down off that fence.

Mkr: I hope he didn't get scratched by a rusty nail. He'll need a tetanus shot so he doesn't get lockballs.

Jra: Yeah, no one should ever get lockballs.

Lockballs by Lab Narwhal August 3, 2012

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Cockballs Assington by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

lackaballsical 

Adjective. Refers to a person or action that is "lacking in balls," or lacking in courage or bravery.

Jimbob: So here's my number. You should call me sometime.
Leila: I don't call guys. You should call me!
Gertrude: OMG. That was so lackaballsical of him.

Gertrude: Why doesn't he just ask me out already? We've been "hanging out" all summer!
Leila: He's just lackaballsical like that.

lackaballsical by Morrighan777 October 5, 2009

Danish Longballs 

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade

Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

Danish Longballs by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011

cockballs 

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

cockballs by kyle February 1, 2004

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cockballs by Explainer Of Tdodd September 2, 2021

cockballs 

1. used to express extreme emotion

2. a queer

1. Ahh cockballs, i got piss on me!

2. Queer: Shut up

Pimp: Why dont you go suck your dad's dick cockballs

cockballs by weezybaby23 January 12, 2008