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lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang 

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

Lazarbeam 

Lazarbeam is a bloody legend
Lazarbeam by Djdnidmfdm October 7, 2018

lizard people 

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.
"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."

Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.
Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.
Ho lotta lizard by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Lot lizard look 

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.
Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!
Lot lizard look by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Liar-in-Chief 

Nickname for any President of the United States who lies more than he tells the truth according to multiple non partisan fact checking organizations. Donald Trump is currently caught up with so many ties to Russia and Putin that he can't seem to untangle that the lying has increased on a daily basis.
Trump told multiple lies today which is pretty much what a Liar-in-Chief does every day
Liar-in-Chief by geraldatwork March 7, 2017