A sexybeast, bloody legend of a youtuber and he has anal stretching cream named Alan in case he wants to fist one up his
anus. He posts Australian videos such as kangaroos fighting, koalas fighting and some messed up shit. (it is believed that he is a rapist) On his reading comments with lazarbeam videos, you can tell he has some f****d up fans. He has a sister named
Tanner who does shoeys which is drinking
beer out of a shoe and lazarbeam set her up since he is a f****
d person.
Here's to Lazarbeam he's true blue, He's a
piss-pot through and through, He's a bastard, so they say, Tried to go to
heaven but he went the other way, Drink it down, down, down, down. Hooray to Lazarbeam, hooray at last, hooray to Lazarbeam, He's a horses
ass.