Litigo 

An overly litigious scumbag often part of an incestual mother/son relationship. Litigos are known for their behaviors that annoy everyone; are often prone to violent outbursts targeting the elderly and other vulnerable groups; its not beneath litigos to fake their race in an effort to purloin social or welfare benefits.

Denise, "Did you hear, that pair of litigos Jon & Miriam Yaniv have added a third to their love son/mother copulating?".

Tammy, "No way! Are you serious??".

Denise, "Ya, they picked up Rabbi Sidney Friedman. They get naked, cover each other in peanut oil and roll around together until Sidney starts tag teaming Jon & Miriam. He goes back and forth between Jon's pus pocket and Miriam's sloppy dumper."

Tammy, "Wow....that's messed up!".

Litigo by Van Eric Adams August 30, 2023

ASSWIPE Litigation 

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

ASSWIPE Litigation by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

facebook litigant 

A person (not a corporation as defined by the Supreme Court, but a real person) who threatens to bring suit against someone via a comment on facebook; usually, a facebook litigant talks about unleashing a lawyer on a person who responds negatively to his or her facebook comment, but in fact a facebook litigant has no lawyer and has only seen lawyers portrayed on television shows about lawyers written by script writers who are usually stoned when writing their scripts and have never studied law; a facebook litigant is rarely referred to as a tigersaur

John S. said Obama needed to be impeached and shot, and I commented that there was no real legal basis to proceed with impeachment and that he knew nothing about the law, so he went all facebook litigant on me and I responded with a facebook shark emoticon followed by the emoticon for shit.

What an internet Matlock, that facebook litigant fucktard!

tigersaur internet Matlock Barney Fife Michael Scott fucktard naked lawsuiter

facebook litigant by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 20, 2014

John Lithgow Disease 

noun: the unfortunate condition suffered by persons whose every utterance sounds sarcastic, supercilious, or condescending

It was a compliment to say "I like your dress," it just didn't come out that way because I have John Lithgow Disease.

John Lithgow Disease by Ursula Bent February 3, 2013

cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.

After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.

cock litigation by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016

litigiphobia

The paralyzing fear of litigation.
Any action or inaction by a corporation or person to avoid potential lawsuits.

litigiphobia leads to the label on a plastic bag: THIS IS NOT A TOY

litigiphobia by John F. Oliver November 8, 2007

Apparition Litigation 

For those individuals supranaturally inclined, a proposal that would allow 'spirit' or 'ghost' testimony--verbal, written or gesture, as legitimate court evidence and admissible for legal proceedings. Attestation provided by creatures such as pixies, genies, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns, centaurs, chimeras, imps, ghouls, gnomes, trolls, hippogriffs, basalisks, dragons and/or werewolves, among others, are patently disallowed due to their imaginary or mythological status.

Prosecution: Mrs. Jones is on trial for the murder of her husband. Forensic evidence will show that she struck him on the back of the head with a large iron skillet. Testimony from our medical expert will show that the blow crushed his skull and fragments of bone severed large arteries supplying his brain. Furthermore, we have an eye-witness to the events as provided by the account of Elder Price, a Mormon evangelist who had just rung the residence door-bell.

Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!

Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?

Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice...

Apparition Litigation by YAWA May 13, 2019