Lisening 

When you appear to be listening, but you actually are not.

Oh, yeah, I was totally lisening to your new audio book.

Lisening by The Misspelt Dictionary April 21, 2018

Binge listening

When you repeatedly listen to a song, artist or album for an extended amount of time, the most common being that its stuck in your head or you have a personal connection to it. This is a very common occurrence with teenagers. One could consider listening to Top 40 radio stations for hours on end a form of binge listening because one can hear the same song 3 times in one hour.

Teen 1- Dude I've been binge listening to Master of Puppets for the past 6 hours.
Teen 2- Good choice man.

Binge listening by TheBlackVista October 20, 2010

Just listening to some Spotify

Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.

- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.

Just listening to some Spotify by remboi June 18, 2018

nobody is listening 

nobody is listening is zayn maliks third studio album. it is a godlike album. it starts off with his song called “calamity” this song really is just- wow. it’s very soft and mellow but also still extremely powerful. okay can we just talk about sweat omg that song is so fucking sexy omg omg. all his songs are sexy tbh, just like him.

“do you think i’ll go to heaven?”

“no i do not think you will go to zayn maliks vocals in nobody is listening”

nobody is listening by maria grace March 3, 2021

secondhand listening 

When you hear everything that is said nearby, but you really don’t want to.

I learned all about what it means to be an adult while secondhand listening to drunk people at our backyard pool parties outside my bedroom window on school nights.

secondhand listening by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

Listeningish

Listening while multi-tasking, especially video games or anything on ESPN

Karen explained, in great detail, why she was upset. Jim was listeningish while playing Fortnite

Listeningish by DeathWaffle4432 May 25, 2023

i’m listening to jubilee line

dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now

bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you

i’m listening to jubilee line by swaggyfinn69 May 25, 2021