Liquifart

A fart that makes you want to throw away your underwear

You just cut a Liquifart! Stay away from me!

by Stefonamus February 19, 2010

liquidate the assets

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Load Liquidator

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.

My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Nocturnal liquidation

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.

I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.

by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016

liquidate

Verb (American slang): to kill another human being.

After the protection money was not delivered, Capone ordered Frank Nitti to liquidate the malefactor.

by speedog June 23, 2010

liquidarity

Like solidarity, but involving booze.

In a show of liquidarity, Martha and Ian headed to the bar to celebrate the end of a long and shitty week.

by iandavid February 27, 2009

liquidarian

A person who follows liquidarianism: a dietary philosophy of healthy drinks, such as nut milks, vegetable broths, herbal teas, juices and water. The doctor told me liquidarianism is a healthy diet, there are other types of liquidarians including but not limited to: juicetarians and waterians.

Have some cake.
No thanks, I'm a liquidarian!

by King Charles Evergreen August 25, 2019