liquidarian 

A person who follows liquidarianism: a dietary philosophy of healthy drinks, such as nut milks, vegetable broths, herbal teas, juices and water. The doctor told me liquidarianism is a healthy diet, there are other types of liquidarians including but not limited to: juicetarians and waterians.

Have some cake.
No thanks, I'm a liquidarian!

liquidarian by King Charles Evergreen August 25, 2019

liquidarian 

A person on a diet just considing of liquids or foods processed to a liquid consistancy.

After breaking my jaw, I couldn't chew any food, so I became a liquidarian drinking thru a straw for 12 weeks.

liquidarian by davezawislak November 4, 2013

Nocturnal liquidation 

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.

I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.

Nocturnal liquidation by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016

liquidarity 

Like solidarity, but involving booze.

In a show of liquidarity, Martha and Ian headed to the bar to celebrate the end of a long and shitty week.

liquidarity by iandavid February 27, 2009

Liquidating Assets 

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.

I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.

Liquidating Assets by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011

Liquidation Center 

A place where you can purchase dented canned goods during the recession for a reasonably cheap price.

Jerry: "I got to check out Caswell's Liquidation Center."
Carry: "Why? All their products are expired."
Jerry: "Who cares. Their shit is cheap."

Liquidation Center by shwingggah December 3, 2009

emergency blowout liquidation 

Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.

After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;

"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"

Or in a more formal situation;

"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."

emergency blowout liquidation by Anton Berlin May 7, 2008