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liquidarian

A person who follows liquidarianism: a dietary philosophy of healthy drinks, such as nut milks, vegetable broths, herbal teas, juices and water. The doctor told me liquidarianism is a healthy diet, there are other types of liquidarians including but not limited to: juicetarians and waterians.
Have some cake.
No thanks, I'm a liquidarian!
by King Charles Evergreen August 25, 2019
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liquidarian

A person on a diet just considing of liquids or foods processed to a liquid consistancy.
After breaking my jaw, I couldn't chew any food, so I became a liquidarian drinking thru a straw for 12 weeks.
by davezawislak November 4, 2013
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Nocturnal liquidation

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.
I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.
by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016
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liquidarity

Like solidarity, but involving booze.
In a show of liquidarity, Martha and Ian headed to the bar to celebrate the end of a long and shitty week.
by iandavid February 27, 2009
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Liquidating Assets

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011
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Liquidation Center

A place where you can purchase dented canned goods during the recession for a reasonably cheap price.
Jerry: "I got to check out Caswell's Liquidation Center."
Carry: "Why? All their products are expired."
Jerry: "Who cares. Their shit is cheap."
by shwingggah December 3, 2009
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emergency blowout liquidation

Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.
After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;

"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"

Or in a more formal situation;

"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."
by Anton Berlin May 7, 2008
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