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Malefactor 

Synonym for "motherfucker" used on social media websites that discourage profanity.
That malefactor re-posted my joke as his own.
Malefactor by bgparker October 6, 2010

Crestfallen Malefactor 

One who spreads misery and maleficence. An unchivalrous, debased person with no sense of dignity or honor.
Knight 1: "Watch out for that neer-do-well. He has tried to lie to and to cheat us before."
Knight 2:"Is there no rest for a crestfallen malefactor?"
Crestfallen Malefactor by slfr December 26, 2021

Tallywhacker Malefactor

Any particular individual who self describes or could be described as a sexual deviant.

A pedophile, necrophiliac, rapist. or any kind of sexually exploitative person, etc.
We are grateful to have silly birds to roast today. Grateful for all the children safe from all those tallywhacker malefactors , today with their familes.
Thank u. Jesus
Amen

mayfactor 

1. (n) Referring to Dave May, in comparison to Bill O'Reilly's "The O'Reilly Factor" - The end all, say all, last word on technology. The spin stops here.
2. (v) Performing an act similar to the way Dave would have done it.
3. (adj) Regarding something Dave did.
Matt: Let's ask Mayfactor what we can do...

The computer isn't working? Mayfactor it.

This looks like it was a Mayfactor'd job!
mayfactor by misterfred December 1, 2004

Maledictorian 

The lowest class point average in a graduating class. The opposite of Valedictorian.
The Maledictorian of the class is lots of fun, but dumb as a stump.
Maledictorian by St Barts October 29, 2020

malefactress 

a female evil doer; either having committed a crime or having been convicted of a crime; a bitch
That girl became a malefactress when she stole my heart.
malefactress by _the_rock_chic_ January 22, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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