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Leader, boss. A term mainly used to describe one stronger than oneself.

Grunt1: Before we decide to rob this bank, let's wait for my malefactor.

Grunt2: Nigger...

malefactor by Guy in the ATM line August 7, 2006

Malefactor

Synonym for "motherfucker" used on social media websites that discourage profanity.

That malefactor re-posted my joke as his own.

Malefactor by bgparker October 6, 2010

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Crestfallen Malefactor

One who spreads misery and maleficence. An unchivalrous, debased person with no sense of dignity or honor.

Knight 1: "Watch out for that neer-do-well. He has tried to lie to and to cheat us before."
Knight 2:"Is there no rest for a crestfallen malefactor?"

Crestfallen Malefactor by slfr December 26, 2021

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Tallywhacker Malefactor

Any particular individual who self describes or could be described as a sexual deviant.

A pedophile, necrophiliac, rapist. or any kind of sexually exploitative person, etc.

We are grateful to have silly birds to roast today. Grateful for all the children safe from all those tallywhacker malefactors , today with their familes.
Thank u. Jesus
Amen

Tallywhacker Malefactor by Nonce Executioner November 28, 2024

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mayfactor

1. (n) Referring to Dave May, in comparison to Bill O'Reilly's "The O'Reilly Factor" - The end all, say all, last word on technology. The spin stops here.
2. (v) Performing an act similar to the way Dave would have done it.
3. (adj) Regarding something Dave did.

Matt: Let's ask Mayfactor what we can do...

The computer isn't working? Mayfactor it.

This looks like it was a Mayfactor'd job!

mayfactor by misterfred December 1, 2004

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Maledictorian

The lowest class point average in a graduating class. The opposite of Valedictorian.

The Maledictorian of the class is lots of fun, but dumb as a stump.

Maledictorian by St Barts October 29, 2020

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malefactress

a female evil doer; either having committed a crime or having been convicted of a crime; a bitch

That girl became a malefactress when she stole my heart.

malefactress by _the_rock_chic_ January 22, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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