Someone sick to death of hearing all of the following:
So, how many languages do you speak?
You should
work for the UN. They speak languages.
You mean so you can, like, invent new languages? There's a lot of
money in that, you know.
I like reading the
dictionary.
So, are you a cunning linguist?
Chomsky. (knowing nod)
Oh, so you know where words come from.
Wanna come work for the CIA with us?