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Lindsley days of the week 

A scheduled named different day of the week for an overweight individual. Man Boob Monday, Titty Tuesday, Wow Those Are Some Big Titties Wednesday, Thicky Thursday, Fatty Friday, Saggy Saturday, and Somebody Call The Titty Police Because Those Are Some Big Titties Sunday.
Guys, guess today is Man Boob Monday, according to the Lindsley days of the week! What an amazing day to start the week!

lauren lindsley 

Lauren Lindsley is a wonderful girl with a lot of humor. She is a very beautiful girl who has a funny personality. If you are a friend of her, never let her go! She will become closer to you every day. She will never pick one friend unless it is a special one who makes her feel special. If you if youare lucky enough to steal her heart you will have no trouble denying. She is a sweet girl whom will make you crazy enough to love her personality. Many people love who she is without even meeting her. She is a very attracting person who will always be there for you. You would be lucky to have her in your life!
lauren lindsley by Cally Norman November 29, 2017

Lindsey Graham 

A closeted Southern Republican who is as confused about his support for Trump as he is with his own sexuality; he can bitch-slap Trump one day and blow him the next.
When confronted by a Lindsey Graham, Trump doesn’t know whether to cover his face or pull out his dick.
Lindsey Graham by IntlManoMystery February 19, 2019

Lindsey Lee’d 

When you inadvertently go into a bar for a few drinks and end up getting piss drunk due to the gracious bartender.
I decided to stop at Pounders Pub for an after work drink and I ended up getting Lindsey Lee’d.
Lindsey Lee’d by Bigdique August 30, 2022

Lindsey Stirling

Undeniably the most beautiful and most talented violinist on the face of the planet. It's clear that she is enjoying life to its fullest extent. She produces the most incredible music videos on YouTube; in the most popular video she artfully combines dubstep with her signature hip-hop violin music which she enthusiastically plays inside a giant ice castle. For obvious reasons, she made it into the final auditions of the 2010 America's Got Talent. It's actually fortunate that she didn't win, for Hollywood would have likely destroyed Lindsey's beauty and originality.
YouTube "Dubstep Violin - Lindsey Stirling - Crystallize"
Lindsey Stirling by Jesse_V October 2, 2012

Lindsey Graham Cracker

1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.

2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.
1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"

2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.