california9492's definitions

Shmep

1. A really annoying person who gets on everyone's nerves
2. Someone who thinks they are so popular, but everyone is just pretending to like them
3. The captain of the chess club

Tommy: Isn't Richard such a shmep OMG!?
Rita: Naw, that's rude he is my friend

by california9492 November 18, 2016

Weiwuism

The religion that worships flying monkeys from Uranus

Chris:my religion is weiwuism.
Rita: Me too! I'm all about those flying monkeys!

by california9492 November 23, 2016

Julen

An individual who sucks at basketball, but feels the need to take out their anger by calling a foul on every play.

"AND ONE.", Julen said after his missed his sixth basket in a row, trying to draw the foul.

by california9492 May 27, 2017

Kooting

The act of humping the corpse of a dead animal

John: Did you see Rick kooting that dead deer?
Sammy: Yeah, that's nasty!

by california9492 November 18, 2016

Hoinshna

A disease you contract from being around stupid people

Tim: Did you hang out with Lola? That's nasty!
Benny: Yes, I wish I didn't, I think I have Hoinshna now

by california9492 November 18, 2016

Lindsley days of the week

A scheduled named different day of the week for an overweight individual. Man Boob Monday, Titty Tuesday, Wow Those Are Some Big Titties Wednesday, Thicky Thursday, Fatty Friday, Saggy Saturday, and Somebody Call The Titty Police Because Those Are Some Big Titties Sunday.

Guys, guess today is Man Boob Monday, according to the Lindsley days of the week! What an amazing day to start the week!

by california9492 November 1, 2018

Kaheet

Onomatopoeia that you say when the teacher says that you're going to play Kahoot!

"Kaheet", Jacob said when his teacher informed him that they were playing Kahoot!

by california9492 March 6, 2017