Limpton

A bailer, someone who is disliked in the local community, or has failed to complete an assigned task.

Ryan: Whoa budzo that joe really is a LIMPTON!
Jason: Far out! he bailed last night, he really went Limpton on us!

by hosio March 16, 2009

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Lipton Dip

The placement of the male testicles into one's mouth. (See tea-bagging.)

"Dude, its Wednesday and I kicked your ass at this round of Halo 3, hows that Lipton Dip tasting?

by Chrix and A!ex December 22, 2007

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Lampton

Your typical small town. This is the type of town usually portrayed in older black and white movies or flashbacks to older times.

Pleasantville and that city from Back to the Future are just like Lampton

by Rumpsringer April 4, 2010

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lipton

Good mother fuckin' ice tea.

Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!

by Splancer September 22, 2006

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Lompton

Slang for the city of Lorain, Ohio. A ghetto/gangsta city in West Cleveland.

Comes from the similarities between Lorain and Compton, the gangsta city in California.

Gangsta A-"You wanna go through Lompton and pick up some hos?"
Gangsta B-"No, Lompton is rough as fuck and I don't feel like dying today"
Gangsta A-"Tru"

by LomptonOG October 27, 2009

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In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

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