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Limberk by LowGradeTardigrade September 6, 2021
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limbersexual
Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.
If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.
If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.
limbersexual by awjypodgy February 3, 2015
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limbering for timbering
(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
limbering for timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
limberdick
While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.
Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.
See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.
Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.
See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.
Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.
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limberdick by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009