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Lizbeanism 

Living a new, uncluttered life where you accomplish your goals. Treating your personal life more like your work life. Where you are a "dyke against the rising waters of medicority".

Not related to lesbianism despite the similarilities.

Primarily for people named Liz. A philosophy designed by Liz Lemon of 30 Rock.
Liz Lemon: I've got a new life philosophy that I call, Lizbeanism. Lizbeanism means that I am a dyke… against the rising waters of mediocrity.
Lizbeanism by Acminvan December 27, 2012
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lolbeans 

like coolbeans... but with lol

lol=100%
lolbeans=150%
(lolbanana=over 9000)
"oops, I shat myself a little.."
"lolbeans" :)
lolbeans by YuniQ9 January 25, 2014

Lil Bean 

The best soundcloud rapper alive at the age of 12 (Dom Capozzi) that could steal your hoe and buy your house
hey have you heard lil beans new shit?
Lil Bean by urmom6932 June 14, 2018

Libeantard

A gay Mexican who refuses to come out of the closet even though they know they are gay but fear the outcome of rejection by their peers.
Bro, quit being such a libeantard and accept that you’re gay.
Libeantard by DikKickem June 16, 2020

lolbeans 

lolbeans is a website where beans get tortured and forced to run in a obby only to fall in a endless void to then respawn and do the same thing over and over again
Guy: Lolbeans
Girl: Lolbeans
Enby: fett lolbeans
lolbeans by Lolbeansguy October 7, 2021

Lolbeans 

When you pour cold or warm bake beans into your ass and then shit or fart them out onto another person
Those are some nice lolbeans
Lolbeans by Analcake April 5, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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