Lizbeanism

Living a new, uncluttered life where you accomplish your goals. Treating your personal life more like your work life. Where you are a "dyke against the rising waters of medicority".

Not related to lesbianism despite the similarilities.

Primarily for people named Liz. A philosophy designed by Liz Lemon of 30 Rock.

Liz Lemon: I've got a new life philosophy that I call, Lizbeanism. Lizbeanism means that I am a dyke… against the rising waters of mediocrity.

Lizbeanism by Acminvan December 27, 2012

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Lizbethism

an illness somewhat like Rachism.
symptons:great hugs.short term memory loss.straighting hair.and possibly yelling "KEMPS!" continously.

caused by: OD on lizbeth.

Lizbethism is usually followed by a long streak of eating honeybuns.

Lizbethism by lizbethmarie January 22, 2008

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Lezbianism

Said to express anger or dislike of something. because lesbians are good and changing lesbians is bad.

Lezbianism. at it's max!

This is Lezbianism at it's finest.

Lezbianism by nutshak March 1, 2009

Lizbeinist

A Lizbeinist is an overtly attractive, charismatic, and intelligent female who holds herself in higher regard then her peers due to the undeniable superiority of her friendship, loyalty, self respect and skill sets.

I realized I was a born lizbeinist when I took stock of the number of people emulating and following me.

Lizbeinist by Lizbeinist January 5, 2020

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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